person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

Mumbling the bits of the songs you don’t know. Then screaming the chorus with all your heart.

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That awkward moment when you’ve fallen down on a trampoline and bitches won’t stop jumping so you can’t get up

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That annoying moment when you actually do your homework but forget it at home:

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That awkward moment when

you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

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